disadvantages of having thick hair
- your head is always 100000 degrees
- shedding everywhere
- snapping thin combs
- spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
- hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
- styling your hair takes longer than growing it
advantages of having thick hair
- Adolph Hitler commits mass genocide: Loathed by almost all of America.
- Christopher Columbus commits mass genocide: Celebrated with barbecues and furniture sales.